Stupid Accident...

Turned out the seafood wasn't that fresh after all!

They look hungry to me ;-)

This handy guy builds himself a totally useless but bizarre and extreme loud 'fart' machine to show ...

Iraqi Fish eats a little duck in one of Saddam's palaces! Poor duck!

That isn't a fish! He caught Oprah!

First time in China the elevator wasn't too blame.

It's called the Octopus and has 4 swinging arms with mowers on it.

Too drunk to feel pain

Massive detonation of undermined barrier in Maarrat al-Numan.

Leaving a big mess behind.

Not with this teacher around.

Hope the company has a good insurance.

Crying babies are nothing compared to being on a plane with this woman.

The smaller the animal the more dangerous in Australia.

In case your future iPhone gets stolen, don't worry. This app will make stealing completely useless....

Guy loses his phone while trying to bring a message across.

He grabbed it before the pelican did.

Finally found the earth's asshole.

Guillaume Nery base jumping at Dean's Blue Hole.

Kid jumps a massive hill on his bike, crashes and flips over a picnic table.

The wrong way.

On the other side of the planet water is scarce so they do it with a mix of shit and piss. Which cel...

Especially if you own a Porsche.

I've never had a car key in my foot before but I think it's pretty painful...

Time to get back to work you lazy pig.

And off to his goat to finish himself.