Maybe time to retire ;-)?

This guy takes 'pump up the jam' a little too seriously.

Ouch, that must hurt.

Only one second later and they both would be in big trouble.

By tucking himself in with a nice warm blanket.

The recipe calls for two adorable girls, a high counter, and just a little dash of fail.

How did he get behind that wall?

Such a big and impressive dog letting a little cockatoo tell him what to do!

Awwww.

Girls can be players too. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

The two gunmen had expected less resistance when they decided to rob this internet cafe.

Hey, somebody call a cop now, or, or somebody! Lol.

Hey honey! Have you seen the dog anywhere?

This kitten is so tired, even a teacup will do as a bed.

Thai man on scooter tried to escape the police after he ran a red light. But this police officer won...

Hehe

Security camera records a nun stealing beer.

It's a goal! Too bad no one saw it...

Cause you might hit an old lady...

And when they find out it was filmed, he gets violently arrested. Oops.

Redneck entertainment...

It's important to always cary a weapon with you in Russia.

No candy, no ice cream. Just money.

In the Netherlands, a new world record was established with an almost 46 meter high easter fire. Too...

Why close the road? What could possibly go wrong...

Wouldn't wanna be the one to clean that up.

But why?