That's one in a lifetime goal.

That's probably every man's dream girl, an easily excitable gun owner.

It died doing what it loved the most.

Finally a solution to stop those guys from pissing near your front door.

That's very nice of these snakes but where are the parents to protect their baby?

To be honest it's the biggest male reproduction organ I've ever seen.

I think this is plastic surgery a step too far...

Dirty sister gasifies her little sister.

Yeah... The owner is gonna notice this. Good luck explaining.

One thing is for sure... He won't be getting any for a long time!

As big as baseballs! Scary!

Everyone knew this was bound to go wrong.

Or he just died...

Showcase how much water is drained via this super absorbent asphalt.

My biggest fear when I'm in the sea.

A Spanish cargo ship slammed into a dyke and split in two near the French port of Bayonne on Wednesd...

Must be reaching Mach 1 in those tubes...

Maybe you have to pay rent for using the nozzle?

Every body knows you should never stick you head out of train window.

Bad at parking? Salvation is near: a fifth wheel!

Winter conditions causing trouble on highway.

Blind truck driver failed to notice he has a car stuck to his bumper, going over 80mph!

Something he regrets immediately.

Thought it was a pretty lame trick, until I tried it myself, lol.

Someone is very lucky it is above a river and not some rocky river bed ;-)

So if you wondered where all those ufo sightings came from, this will answer to a lot of them.

You two dumbfucks should have your licenses revoked for the rest of your lives!