I rather warm up the earth with my car.

Doesn't seem like mom his very happy with this giant weener in her front yard, lol.

Never knew cats could have down syndrome too.

Not that I want to be dead yet, but fuck yeah this is what I want too!

Cuteness overload.

I hope he checked there wasn't another building under neat!

This coffee tastes like shit!

Must be funny to find a car park barrier in your house, the morning after.

Killing time during commercial break.

You don't want this in your house...

Oops!

Wall says no.

And heads directly to the police station.

After replacing a flat tyre the new one immediately catches fire.

swedish kids experimenting with some heavy fireworks.

Fail!

And hitch hikes along.

Always wanted to know what it's like to fly a fighter jet? Well here you go.

Obviously drunk Mariah Carey gives a ridiculous speech at award show.

didn't work has planned

Seriously is this beaver talking?

Poor cat clearly dreams of having hair one day.

Haha, he sure wasn't expecting that!

Couple of idiots dancing to Britney Spears... Looks like we've missed the best party ever!

Trying to keep the flare above water.

Fortunately it all ends well.

Next time he should equip his vehicle with built-in airbags.