Before you know it, you lose your hands.

Apparentely not all guys like them ;-)

From locked car.

Drinking and driving, or as we call it, Tuesday morning kills more and more people every year. Good ...

Okay, I get the fire... But why is he holding a guitarre?

Brave or plain stupid?

Wtf happened?

It's the hard truth... Something you should keep in mind for the next christmas.

Apparently makes you gag.

R.I.P. Esmeralda.

Like a boss.

It's the karate cow!

Kitty get's blown out of a pipe with a leafblower.

She gets 50 bucks if she takes the spoon full of cinnamon. No problem for grandma.

Man dives headfirst into a jail commode..

I think his happy he couldn't get him aboard.

Luckily no one was significantly injured.

I think they need the dog whisperer cause this dog is out of control.

She probably didn't see the don't lean against the door sign and learned the hard way.

whatever this place is... It's getting robbed and these sorry ass excuses for parents leave their 4 ...

And enjoy the rest of your cereals ;-)

Didn't last very long though.

"You're never gonna be as good as those little asians"!

It could've been so much easier if he'd just pulled the lid off.

He's just not green.

That girl must be so proud of her stealing mommy...

Bye bye door.