If you find yourself involved in an active shooter situation, try to remain calm and use these guide...

Apparentely not all guys like them ;-)

From locked car.

Brave or plain stupid?

R.I.P. Esmeralda.

Okay, I get the fire... But why is he holding a guitarre?

It's the hard truth... Something you should keep in mind for the next christmas.

Wtf happened?

It's the karate cow!

I think his happy he couldn't get him aboard.

Drinking and driving, or as we call it, Tuesday morning kills more and more people every year. Good ...

Man dives headfirst into a jail commode..

Apparently makes you gag.

Kitty get's blown out of a pipe with a leafblower.

She gets 50 bucks if she takes the spoon full of cinnamon. No problem for grandma.

Like a boss.

Luckily no one was significantly injured.

I think they need the dog whisperer cause this dog is out of control.

whatever this place is... It's getting robbed and these sorry ass excuses for parents leave their 4 ...

Didn't last very long though.

And enjoy the rest of your cereals ;-)

She probably didn't see the don't lean against the door sign and learned the hard way.

Was that water or some disgunsting red fluid?

It could've been so much easier if he'd just pulled the lid off.

"You're never gonna be as good as those little asians"!

Oops, that probably wasn't suppose to happen...

He's just not green.