Remember this when you put yours back in your pocket next to your balls!

Why no safety harness?

I think she is used to ass kissers all the time.

Power outages and millions of dollars damage.

I hope he didn't save money on his insurance.

Cheap airline and now you know why!

In China, made in China. I'll take the long route thank you.

Rocket and payload go up in smoke on launchpad after an anomaly makes the whole thing go boom.

Every landing were you walk away from is a good one!

A young guy saves the lives of a woman and her dog who drove into the water.

Look on the bright side, a free pool and less grass to mow!

I can only imagine the look on the guards faces when finding out how he did it.

A crazy guy is on the run for the police and causing havoc on the highway and brings he traffic in L...

I feel a lawsuit coming up! Jackpot!!

Nose wheel failed so it turned out a bumpy crash landing.

It is just taking his afternoon nap.

Well such an ugly limp sneaky low life bitch can't be that hard to find.

Well it did land properly, only some failing support bracket made it into a disaster.

One of the cars still had a kid in it...

Expensive fireworks fail in The Address Hotel in Dubai on New Years Eve.

What the fuck did he smoke?

After a flight around the island a chopper makes a dive during landing and crashes. Everyone was sha...

One job! You had one job...

Half a town is ruined after a massive landslide in China.

Your lucky they weren't heavily armed bank robbers dude.

You shouldn't text and threat.

He forgot to take home his price...