Strange, quite the opposite happened over here...

I would have melted him!

I wonder what the designer was thinking off when he came up with this idea...

It's just practice to hop the fence.

Please note it is imperative your mate has the correct objects or it will be an awkward conversation...

The question is: Would you...

See you next week my friend!

Paid by the hour off course.

I don't even wanna know what his punishment was.

I got the feeling the German Shepard doesn't like Italian food.

I thought I just chose a simple no nonsense soup...

He sure knows how to make a show out of it.

He came home and his beers were tepid because the refrigerator broke. He didn't like that...

He didn't see that coming.

I don't think this is gonna help your case dude.

What'd you expect? Befehl ist Befehl!

Action shot for TV report ends with a painful headache.

That dog would have totally ripped him to pieces!

It looks like a cunt to me!

Well at least they were performing live.

Now I know how I look like every Sunday morning.

Oops. They shouldn't have but that button next to the handshake button.

And take possession of his food.

He dropped the ball too soon and is to busy with himself not notice his epic fail.

Girl with amazing ass wears a super skinny jeans in New York.

Maybe it's a guy???

The brakes of these old Soviet cars are notorious to fail.