Come on get yourselves a room! There are kittens around!

That means no video games for while. But look on the bright side, now you can play outside with your...

That's why it badly needs a cigarette.

Let's find you a desk job ok?

It's Peter Parker doing his daily exercise ;-)

You can't take a relaxed dump anywhere anymore!

Stop hitting me!

I think we all know what happened here... Some guy in this town with a big nose needs to lay low for...

You didn't only ruin your own backflip but the guy who wanted to do the hurdle thing is screwed too....

There goes his manhood and his chance on a second date.

Wait for it!

Poor guy. Maybe he can go again.

He just likes eating his food from the floor.

It must be a dog born in a cat body.

And the hamster is chasing mice and scratching his nails on the couch.

Mom? Is that you???

Maybe it's better to take a step back and start as traffic cop.

Son hits his dad right in the kisser.

Way to go dude. Now your wife will never let you change the diaper again!

Don't worry dude, I did even worse. Had to call the rescue guys to take me down the fucking slope. B...

Serves you right for your annoying selfie with a freakin garbage bin fire.

He found himself a nice soft, comfy and warm home. Who wouldn't like it there ;-)

Cute baby elephant gets his first bath and slips.

Lol. Not the kind of boyfriend you wish in case of a scary emergency in a dark alley.

Strange welcome message though, maybe he thought his Grindr match showed up early.

Or you could just climb over the fence yourself and get it back.

Serves you right you douchebag!