He can skip the shower tonight.

Lol, we see these two in couple of years in Hollywood.

He will have learned a lesson today!

Say goodbye to your inheritance ;-)

So much for a guard dog...

Just don't put too much weight on it...

Smart thinking paps! Neither his car or his garage haha.

And what did we agree on?

He did learn something today. LISTEN what people say, and THINK before you do something stupid!

Crazy dude finds out why his mother hates him, and his father now too I guess ;-)

Next time lunch after you've done your deadlift.

And the cat is not amused!

It's a little foggy out there aint it?

Unless they're his sisters, still beats my boring birthday parties by a mile!

It needed a new paintjob anyway.

Turns into goose chasing girl.

That's why he is a fat guy.

This happens if you masturbate too much.

We all got a talent for something, this is his'...

First girl he managed to get off.

This will be a long and happy marriage, you see it right away!

That guy is really haulin' ass!

That de-escalated quickly!

I wonder what he does if you made a mistake which cost him money.

Smart move, he'd deserved one!

Hope they brought dry clothes.

Always nice to be encouraged, whatever you're doing!