Well if you are strong enough to kick a tree in half than you shouldn't wine.

And does so by jumping with her fat body on the hood...

I would have thrown the club in too.

'I shall not steel!' 'I shall not steel!' 'I shall not steel!'

I'd suggest your friend has to pee on it to save you ;-)

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves!

Next time we want some titties flopping out too ;-)

It was his first time flying and his friends made it one to never forget!

Sure thing! Those flying things weren't around back then!

Just protecting his nuts.

He is now stuck with it for the rest of his life.

They scrapped it for desertion.

Lets get this party started!

Well, I have never seen anything like this as too.

He did learn something today ;-)

Cool invention lady but it seems it has to come with a hazard warning label!

And than the police drives by.... Who said Germans don't have humour???

I didn't expect that!

It's vacation for me too bro!

Lol, what you expect? He just walking along straight into the slaughterhouse...

Probably a door to door salesman selling crocodile leather handbags.

Rc driver should have been disqualified!

Well if it wasn't already ruined, it is now.

The good thing is he won't remember anything of this tomorrow.

He should have brought her flowers.

He volunteered and insisted to stand as close to the burning marijuana bushes for his report ;-)

They did say we were gonna see some elephants!