Only paying attention to her phone, well not next time ;-)

Ah, that last one breaks my heart looking scared and lonely...

His balls just sinked back into his ballsack after an earlier nutshot.

I feel sad for him, can't he try again?

His pole wasn't hard enough.

They're patrolling if there are female drivers.

Doesn't look like he shits his pants at all!

No worries he is ok, the kid broke his fall.

Nobody did it before, so it was well worth a try.

Remember this next time you think you are the lucky one when a chick picks you ;-)

We have a winner!

That look on his face hahaha.

It's better to have a hole in your fingers then a finger in your hole!

He is gonna shit the bed tonight!

That open mouth is begging for another one ;-)

I hope for him he wasn't far from home haha.

Two dudes on skateboards flying out the corner.

Uncle Joe to the rescue!

Haha what a fucking boss!

Time to celebrate :-)

Time to get back to the kitchen dear...

That's 10 years of smoking inhaled in just 5 seconds.

I think it hurts like hell!?

March of the geese on the way to the slaughterhouse.

And two gunners haha.

My new dog suit is paying off rather well ;-)

And like a real man after dumped his load, off to bed!