I wouldn't be surprised if he shot the kid in his pursuit.

Dumb and dumber trying to rob some old man who locks m out of his office.

Time to lose some weight :-p

Better be safe than sorry.

Probably a massive shootout afterwards.

And his coming out in one go.

That's one way to increase your sentence.

And she set the bail pretty high, so be nice to those nerdy girls. You never know when you need them...

Finally found him!

Kids are fast learners right?

Probably had some drinks already and ran out of booze.

This goat has some big balls!

Now just hope the guy doesn't fart in his sleep.

Vegas hooker is pranked by a 'Chinese tourist'.

You're fucked as an animal with hay fever.

Never heard of her again!

Yeah... She must have felt that pretty good.

That's how he rolls.

He just wants some attention.

Lol at his final move. Dirty old perv!

That's how you prevent them from becoming sissies and can handle the tough world with ease.

He is trying to invent a way to transport his landwhales to the feeding hole without greasing them u...

That ended in a very disappointing wedding night.

I hope he has a comfortable couch haha.

Lol. Drunk Brits on holiday and finally someone who knows how to handle it.

He had to work late.

There goes the white knight on a horse idea.