Or you could just have told her like a normal parent.

Quick, put some ice on it!

Time that you said it bro!

Well I would have at least expected a fart noise or horn ;-)

She should have never been allowed to leave the kitchen.

Just checking out the dead man switch.

Should have gone to acting school.

Never go full Pogo.

So close!

She feels lonely this time of the year, anyone fancy her?

Shouldn't you be impartial?

Congratulations on your world record blowing out candles with your ass!

Are they sure this one cross the border? She looks American sized...

There was only one outcome possible here, and it wasn't a dry one.

One job, you had ONE job...

That is a lot of hip replacements.

Is it me or are people getting more stupid every day?

My reclusive neighbor has a right arm that size.

I hope he doesn't see me drop this tasteless weird coloured turd.

It sure as hell was haha. But he did beat you guys ;-)

I want the magnum version of this!

Finally one of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction is found.

But they sure as hell can dance!

With build in sprinkler system in case it caught fire.

I would have taken the penalty above this mess!

This one won't bent.

Rc driver should have been disqualified!