So much for a guard dog...

Say goodbye to your inheritance ;-)

What the fuck you want?

Wow. If your cat starts talking to you he must really hate it!

Apart from the guy who gets soaked.

Probably catfish.

She liked it, me too!

What'd you expect? A fat dude in a pink and purple spandex onesie...

Never seen Dumb and Dumber or even stupider than that ;-)

Can't blame a guy for trying!

What have you learned today at school? Well...

Very nice but I do prefer a sexy young girl with little or no clothes and a normal hula hoop ;-)

Those strong lungs mean she must be very good in sucking thing!

Lol, I bet the owner is now too haha.

Ey! That's not what you are trained for!

Karma for impatient BMW driver.

Lol. You can see the guy thinking: Was that for real or what??

Ouch! You can forget seeing that thing for weeks!

Lol. If only they could have a look at themselves...

It's a wonder no one died of a heart attack!

My new dog suit is paying off rather well ;-)

Uncle Joe to the rescue!

Forgets about the ditch though...

Guess what's first my wish list for my birthday ;-)

Luckily a bystander is there to help out a hand.

WTF just happened at the end?

He just wants the ball back he made earlier today.