What'd you expect? Befehl ist Befehl!

Please note it is imperative your mate has the correct objects or it will be an awkward conversation...

Restricted airspace. Bring fruits and veggs or get the fuck out!

Doesn't even sound that bad at all!

Oops. They shouldn't have but that button next to the handshake button.

Doggy has awesome dance routine, lol, seriously though.

Arrogant drunk Russian jumps off wrong side of the boat... Oops!

Good thing there is a big fence between the two or otherwise...

He just thought he was in heaven and it's all cocaine.

He just wants to free his little friend.

Guy gets gated by a little girl with exception soccer skills.

Look on the bright side, you didn't got a ticket behind the wiper ;-)

Her nifty fingers set herself on fire today!

Surprise! Lateysha grace shows more than we've hoped for!

Lucky kitten!

That will make him calm down very quickly.

Fake shit or not. I would have tasered his friend too and tell them to watch Pulp Fiction.

I guess his favourite character is R2D2 ;-)

Hot girl gets asked out for dinner by stranger and refuses, until she sees his lamborghini...

Dude finds a giant tarantula spider in his garage and pranks his scared girlfriend who pisses her pa...

Luckily she can laugh about it too haha.

Slow and steady wins the race. Although he probably is late for his appointment.

If I was her husband I would have driven over her myself.

I got the feeling the German Shepard doesn't like Italian food.

Always take the high ground.

I really did not expect this to have happen!

He forgot to take home his price...