Never watch adult movies with a parrot or you could get into very awkward situations.

Oops.. High five? Ehh box? Never mind.

Didn't know working at a morgue could be fun.

Instant punishment for wrecking public property.

The horse whisperer was here ;-)

Oops. They shouldn't have but that button next to the handshake button.

If the dog agrees with your attacker you must be a fucking asshole!

His face now really looks like he's in a cartoon.

On live television.

We need a bigger crane now!

For those who secretly like well hung ladyboys.

Cute kid turns heavy metal singer when listening to Korn.

Drunk moron makes fool of himself while hitting on the ladies.

Or was he just some time traveller?

In this case, there really was one, lol.

Lol. Good thing youre not a doctor haha.

Mongoloid thinks he's a rooster.

Those crazy Polish truck drivers do everything to get rid of the competition.

I have a flute for her to play on!

He must have thought it's now or never!

Tree stump takes revenge and smashes rear window.

He must have watched to many action movies.

Wannabe Bruce Lee's and Jackie Chan's doing it wrong.

Lol, he is quite the gentleman drying his hands and leaving her soaked with Champagne.

Good thing there is a big fence between the two or otherwise...

Having your co-worker shit his pants +1!

Clumsy girl slips while entering classroom and falls head first into desk.