Wait till she sees porn this way, she would go mental!

Should have joined the ballet instead!

lol

You got hand it to these guys, it works and is original.

He almost nailed it!

From In Living Color

Uhhhmm, I think you're mixing things up here...

Poor midget carrying all that weight in a hot suit ;-)

I'd prefer a regular piece of gum.

It looks like it's right across the street, lol.

Seagull Tries to Steal Donut

So einfach ist das

It does save time at the bus stop.

He needs to be in good shape to deliver all those presents ;-)

A bird's day out.

It is your shadow you racist retard!

He is trying to invent a way to transport his landwhales to the feeding hole without greasing them u...

You two like hugging each other a little too much ;-)

I think it is some kind of lice treatment?!

I hope his dinner was a bit tasty since he has to chew it down for the second time!

Skateboard trick ends with road rash on his face.

Or is it ;-)

Er h***t Schnee

We have a winner!

Lucky guy. Most owners shoot first and ask questions later.

Nice come back!

Stop staring and get me some fried chicken!