Piss off you fucking city slicker!

That must have been a serious long walk to end up in Russia!

Should have just sit down on his tail and slide all the way down.

Probably trying to reach a fellow mate because he is lonely.

My mother told me Coca Cola dissolves meat... I hope your willy is still attached ;-p

Lol. That must have been hilarious to watch her take off while the coppers are looking like idiots.

He took it well ;-)

I hope for him he wasn't far from home haha.

Isn't there an app for that?

It's vacation for me too bro!

Pissing of grumpy cyclists +1

Old but funny.

Reporter voll erwischt

She hates all white snowmen!

He deserves a cookie now!

Take 2 haha.

Lol. Only the crazy Japanese can think of doing this.

He is in a totally different universe right now.

I can't take my friends anywhere without them making a fuzz...

Russian shepherd orders his ducklings to march into his barn.

Don't complain! It's free meat!

Staying in the shade all day pretty much says it all.

And in Thailand that is meant literally. So it's a good thing to have lots of friends there otherwis...

I think he likes you ;-)

Papers please!

That will keep him calm next time!

And a ruined BBQ.