I'm gonna die!!!!

Looking at the curtains and the way your son said "Daaaad". It's not the USB port on the f...

Makes the game a lot more exciting.

And takes matters into his own hands!

Sledge has enough and leaves early to take a shortcut back home.

Isn't there an app for that?

Fun at the job +1!

Lol. It maybe cheaper but it does take a little longer as well ;-)

Sliding over thin ice on a sledge.

'The facebook'.

They could go on like this all day long.

His pole wasn't hard enough.

He took it well ;-)

And I thought my sister was cruel...

No free rides over there!

Time to get some more exciting game.

He deserves a cookie now!

Time to get back to the kitchen dear...

It looks like she hasn't been this excited in years ;-)

My mother told me Coca Cola dissolves meat... I hope your willy is still attached ;-p

I can't take my friends anywhere without them making a fuzz...

That must have been a serious long walk to end up in Russia!

Paid by the hour off course.

I hope for him he wasn't far from home haha.

154 movie titles to be precise.

I want the magnum version of this!

Which lazy ass bum thought of this brilliant plan?