You got to work a bit on your timing dude!

White and black southerns bonding over a possum. There is hope.

Boom! Bye bye balls.

Breaking the ice with a little girl.

They did say we were gonna see some elephants!

If you hadn't just eaten the fucking cat, this wouldn't have happened!

He was wet already, so...

Or buy a size or two/three larger...

But next time he runs straight into a glass door.

Nobody seems to care as well...

He should have bought a better car in stead of 12000 coke bottles to wreck his old one.

When you leave it to the pro's!

"You alright?" Not tomorrow.

You can barely see the difference with their normal cars.

Jimmy Kimmel has mothers confess all the things their kids might not know.

I think it is a good thing this dude wasn't a smoker, that's the only thing missing here.

Thanks for the helping hand!

Dad?

One thing is for sure. He'll be watching next years Superbowl in an old folks home.

Baby elephant doesn't let anyone fool with him and has something to say.

Actually he just wanted to put his flip-flops on ... actually :-)

But unfortunately his mother's been saying some other stuff which he remembers all too well...

A drunk norwegian attempts a back flip, but fails. It could have gone badly, but it didnt, so its en...

I think somewhere out there someone bought a sex robot toy which makes disappointing Ho Ho Ho sounds...

Well the swing is fine, its the landing that needs some more practice!

Luckily for him he was already wearing his swimming shorts.

Well she did pay for floor seating