If you hadn't just eaten the fucking cat, this wouldn't have happened!

Thanks for the helping hand!

Soldier gets a leg lock on the worst time during the ceremony.

Boom! Bye bye balls.

My Chinese is pretty good. What she's saying is how good they would taste with some garlic, some gra...

You got to work a bit on your timing dude!

Lol. He doesn't be that bothered at all haha.

Strange world we would have...

He knows where the hot chicks are ;)

Are they sure this one cross the border? She looks American sized...

Guess he was done with you.

They did say we were gonna see some elephants!

Your balls are next up!

Well the swing is fine, its the landing that needs some more practice!

Thou shall not steal beer!

Try to do that again!

He was wet already, so...

Typical pussy tease. Just when you think you're getting close...

You can barely see the difference with their normal cars.

One is supplier, other is distributor.

Gives some insight how the bird flu got around.

He should have bought a better car in stead of 12000 coke bottles to wreck his old one.

The good old tazer...

Baby elephant doesn't let anyone fool with him and has something to say.

"You alright?" Not tomorrow.

Imagine what else he can do with that thing ;-)

Or buy a size or two/three larger...