Or buy a size or two/three larger...

He was wet already, so...

Boom! Bye bye balls.

He should have bought a better car in stead of 12000 coke bottles to wreck his old one.

He fancies an omelette?

There is something on your face.

You got to work a bit on your timing dude!

Baby elephant doesn't let anyone fool with him and has something to say.

Breaking the ice with a little girl.

Thanks for the helping hand!

But unfortunately his mother's been saying some other stuff which he remembers all too well...

White and black southerns bonding over a possum. There is hope.

Dad?

I think somewhere out there someone bought a sex robot toy which makes disappointing Ho Ho Ho sounds...

If you hadn't just eaten the fucking cat, this wouldn't have happened!

Nobody seems to care as well...

This horse doesn't tolerate anyone fooling around in his meadow.

When you leave it to the pro's!

And he is back where he started.

Jimmy Kimmel has mothers confess all the things their kids might not know.

He must think it's one big ice cream.

But next time he runs straight into a glass door.

Well she did pay for floor seating

A drunk norwegian attempts a back flip, but fails. It could have gone badly, but it didnt, so its en...

Actually he just wanted to put his flip-flops on ... actually :-)

But she's a real pro because she just keeps on singing.

You can barely see the difference with their normal cars.