The future of snacks is here.

He will have learned a lesson today!

Wait for it, wait for it... Oh.

Most expensive 12 minutes of his life but worth every penny!

I guess eating nuts will make you horny.

But I'd still do her... him... it!

Well, almost that is ;-)

Whoops! Maybe no one will notice.

One job, you had ONE job...

Rude awakening for the old man!

Wish she passed out for longer.

With the whole street encouraging them haha.

Uhmmm. Can I get a discount?

Oops.. Well we still have the video ;-)

I suggest trading this one in for a smarter one at the animal shelter.

I can tell by the sound of it that it left a skidmark in her panties, and I can tell by the looks of...

Leave the clown bikes for the experts!

For being thrown out of his new home.

No problemo for this couple!

Buckle up it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Oh wait, there are no buckles.

Freak accident ends him on the first floor.

Dad pulls out his son's tooth with his flashy Audi.

Worst idea ever!

Jackass is back!

Or they get pissed, or at least it sounds he is very pissed.

It was a short, but thrilling ride.

Now you got a spotless piece of junk.