They used the rest of the explosives to blow up Russian separatists.

Lol, he is quite the gentleman drying his hands and leaving her soaked with Champagne.

I think it's a win for the bull to bad they probably killed him anyway.

He is preparing for an Astronaut job application by NASA

It would have been cheaper to just take the full frontal bump against each other.

I don't understand how these people can function in society.

And he is back where he started.

Yesterday he tried to break a glass with his forehead, tomorrow...

Thanks for your help, we got it from here ;-)

Lol at their scary faces.

That is so gonna hurt tomorrow when the alcohol effect is gone.

I hope it doesn't need to get cut loose for her.

Looking at her I think I know how she managed to pass her driving test ;-)

Let's just hope his boss is forgiving this time of the year.

"You alright?" Not tomorrow.

Motorbiker crashes in busy traffic.

Oops... Should have turned it the other way round.

I don't think she will go on a date.

The dangers of leaving the kitchen.

Guy accidentally fires his gun in a rifle dancing ritual and shoots off his own ass.

Someone presses the wrong button and makes the nosewheel retract.

I am being arrested at gunpoint for making a donut on the streets by an overreacting copper.

Painful lesson for letting his bike slip.

Big mouth for a 'Punk Ass' rented moped which you crash within 10 feet.

That will beep in his right ear for a while.

Now he knows why everyone only drives these 'off road' cars in the high streets.

Well that excavated quickly!