Poor sod, reminds me of a night out with friends and a visit to a hooker. A massive penis, first tim...

Quick, put some ice on it!

Why you shouldn't try this on a slippery floor ;-)

We have all been there after watching the movie.

Painful lesson for all of them in the end ;-)

Nothing much brain damage to be done here.

That wasn't a very smart thing to do was it?

At some point she is gonna run out of petrol...

How stupid can you be?

He is gonna have a headache tomorrow.

Her next chair will have wheels on them.

Good thing he didn't make his crazy stunt someone else's problem.

This is what we came to see right!

No one was injured, well except the poor spider.

Time to take a desk job my friend.

Someone should pay a little bit more attention.

Maybe it's the first time he drives a bike?

He can forget a career in rally sport after this.

We have some excellent Darwin Award contestants over here.

And not a fuck was given.

I think he is selling a lot more of those expensive glass pipes now ;-)

He won't do that again.

It can drive the last few meters by itself right?

Yet, still laughing my pants off.

Time to call the insurance company.

One tip if you pick another fight: Look in the mirror and then to your opponent first.

Well it's more a win-win for the both of them you could say.