Good thing you didn't hit an innocent driver you dumbfuck!

Can't be more clear dude! You bought the wrong off road car ;)

WTF dude. When did you think this would end well?

Maybe we have nothing to worry about.

Good, no one injured or damaged except your ego and car for your stupid action.

"We've got your back!"

This professional shows you how it is done...

Flat out on the deck.

She needs to do more acting classes.

Timing is everything!

Her nose first attempt failed also.

When you leave it to the pro's!

No fucks were given.

Camel hair on the dashboard, only in Saudi Arabia haha.

That ankle doesn't look good to me!

Kid falls from bike and makes the perfect faceplate.

That always ruins it for the rest.

I think he learned his lesson.

Rocky start for this marriage haha!

Instant karma for ya!

Ends in eating sand.

Leave it to the girls haha.

That's why you have to wear a helmet boys!

Car wins by knock out!

And the Darwin Award for September goes to...

This is a pussy Spiderman!

But he sure knows how to get them excited ;-p