Pretty face but don't expect her to make your dinner unless you like flame grilled potatoes and want...

Who is gonna explain the boss how this fuck up started...

That's what you get when you drink and drive.

Woman and driving, always the same...

How on earth did he pass a driving test?

One way street I suppose?

Didn't see that one coming. At all..

Lol. Good thing you got this on tape otherwise your mother wouldn't have believed you what happened ...

It would be faster if he took a seat in the stroller and his daughter pushing him.

ROFL. Instant classic! Hope the shower still worked ;-)

That wasn't a very smart thing to do was it?

Quick, put some ice on it!

This wasn't a good idea already from the start!

Just checking out the dead man switch.

Never go full Pogo.

She feels lonely this time of the year, anyone fancy her?

There was only one outcome possible here, and it wasn't a dry one.

One job, you had ONE job...

That is a lot of hip replacements.

Is it me or are people getting more stupid every day?

Look on the bright side, you had the afternoon off.

It sure as hell was haha. But he did beat you guys ;-)

Instant karma for this heated fuckhead.

I would have taken the penalty above this mess!

Job was done way before schedule though.

The wig, the wig, the wig is on fire. We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn. Burn motherf...

That is why you always should have a fire blanket in the kitchen!