Didn't think his breaking over.

It's a wonder that toy scooter doesn't split in half.

He can forget about Jane now!

Fail!

And ruining the lawn...

She did not see that tuba coming :-)

Haha nice dive dude!

Why you shouldn't try this on a slippery floor ;-)

Oh man... I feel his pain.

I've seen too many videos like this...

Colourful messy accident!

If he'd ordered it for himself it might be a sign to downsize a bit!

Painful lesson for letting his bike slip.

That is gonna be a pretty bad headache tomorrow!

Land of vodka, this is a normal walking pace over there.

Until gravity takes over and gives you a rude awakening.

Drunk guy makes a hole in one and disappears.

It was a warning shot, the next one will go in his head!

One has to go first...

Just checking out the dead man switch.

He is gonna feel his tailbone for the rest of the month.

St. Patricks day celebration ends with head ache.

I knew drunk driving was bad, but apparently taking the subway home instead of driving is not much s...

Dude in the bunny suit is probably drunk and incapable of operating a toaster let alone react to a b...

Luckily he already had a wheelchair...

That's wired pretty fucked up but what worries me most is that he's wearing surgeon clothing...

These reporter's just keep winning at failing!