You can't take a relaxed dump anywhere anymore!

That could have been a lot more awkward if it happened when he already took her home.

Saudi guy finds out the hard way.

Just pretend nothing happened.

Ends in eating sand.

This dude just lays on the ground moaning in pain after he faceplants hard after a failed jump.

Apparently its in slow-motion but either way they should've used the hammer song from Donkey Kong.

Their fail is our win.

Need a straw?

In the movies this never happens ;-)

A hat won't hide your blondeness, neither does the crash landing.

Wat was supposed to be a cool start turns into a fail.

If you fuck up like this and only care about your car your a selfish asshole.

Probably drunk as hell, but at least he tried to take the subway.

End of the race for them.

The girl walking next to her probably didn't want to share the moment.

Turns out to be a little bit more expensive then he thought!

This vid is gonna hunt you for the rest of your life kiddo ;-)

So much for the fail safe.

And it smells like burned eyebrows.

And this is I why I don't ride BMX bikes.

Seatbelts are for infidels!

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His next car better be a Tesla with Autopilot ;-)

Selfie asshole missed all the action haha.

Tent and host have taken off.

Bout broke his neck!