I hope you called the fire department first before filming your little adventure.

This definitely need some subtitles for context.

I don't know what it is, but it's in Asia and it's gross so probably someone's lunch.

You'd better be certain it has no teeth if you do this!

Boeing 777 from KLM lands in a very heavy storm.

Well it looks beautiful and from outer space but it is just a Glaucus Atlanticus, or blue ocean slug...

He is tasting the ratatouille he made.

Crazy rednecks! What's next?

I bet one of them will should he other when they find bullets.

He almost lost his sole.

That is pretty embarrassing.

"Don't fuck with another man's vehicle!"

Excellent timing of the three.

Bon apetit. I don't eat there anymore now I know this.

Lucky man. Could have ended a lot worse!

I do have to say it looks pretty ok after being slammed in the side by a freaking locomotive!

I am pretty sure if these were Japanese fishing men they would have killed it for some exotic sushi....

I knew my bull suit came in handy one day ;-P

If he went one mile faster he would have travelled back in time!

Either this or blood.

It's not the first time if you look at his hair haha.

Someone farted too much down there.

Anyone got a light?

Birdie!

You can't get any fresher foie gras than this! Bon apetit!

My head already starts spinning when I look down from the first floor window!

That was quick!