His daytime job is a bookkeeper but at night..

That's what we call a boner killer.

I have to find that gas leak before...

Don't worry mam! Stay in your car, help is on the way...

Sorry kids, Santa is not coming this year!

I doubt you'll find an excuse good enough to get away with this my friend!

And not even closing the door you assholes!

Maggots having Christmas dinner.

Peace, love, joy and happy Christmas everyone!

Well I think I would still go for the professional laser treatment.

Dear Santa...

Hero dives into ice cold water to save drowning dog and then almost crushes him.

I hope she washed her hands first.

The man thinks finders keepers hehe.

A little bit more to the left...

And this time he is got an even more stupid idea!

Owner didn't had it registered and was caught driving without a license plate.

Lol! Only in Russia!

Well at least they didn't get to take the bike...

Fire?? Who would have thought?!

I am not sure.. I think I prefer the original ;-)

Police inspection turns into an awkward but revealing surprise.

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas"

You're not you when you're hungry, eat a Snickers!

Looks cool but he is probably on its way to the butcher...

Don't be afraid of World War III, they will destroy themselves ;-)

It is only missing flames and time travel ;-)