Don't touch my dog!

Having a very bad day ;-)

Having a lucky day.

Brake, clutch and throttle.. It is hard to keep apart!

Holy crap! Looks like a bomb went off!

Now it is dirty again!

I bet they got the inspiration from the movie!

Looks cool but he is probably on its way to the butcher...

You're not you when you're hungry, eat a Snickers!

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas"

Fire?? Who would have thought?!

Well at least they didn't get to take the bike...

Lol! Only in Russia!

A little bit more to the left...

Maggots having Christmas dinner.

And not even closing the door you assholes!

I have to find that gas leak before...

That's what we call a boner killer.

His daytime job is a bookkeeper but at night..

I doubt he gets through the metal detector at customs.

And who is going to clean up your mess???

Well I won't smash it then!

Next time add some more on a birthday cake for a little extra effect ;-)

I sometimes leave a brown snake behind too ;-)

That moment he'd realize there is gonna be damage let's hope it's only little...

Act normal will ya!

The angry man had a point..