They did say smoking kills...

Double snatch by well timed phone raid.

Sure! I'll give it a good cleaning inside and out.

What was that mechanic thinking? I am gonna catch it haha?

That looked perfectly safe! No rocks whatsoever...

It has a fucking ladder! Showoff!!

It's in China, so we'll never know if it was an accident or not...

That could have ended a whole lot worse.

He passed for his Darwin exam.

Wonder why he got so fat...

Damn. The owner should have had a fully loaded automatic gun ready to kill this army of thieves.

With compliments of the house!

And the Oscar for best actor goes to...

Live and let live huh... Could have been kids in there you dickhead.

That must have been some dirty underpants.

Somewhere in Brazil a gas truck caught fire and explodes in a big fireball.

Well, not that any if you had any crazy intentions like. But, don't try this at home (or where ever!...

Remember this face ladies! This pervert failed big time when make a secret upskirt video on a metro ...

Could have ended a whole lot worse!

Time to bring out your fishing rod.

Female driver...

Flaming slam dunk ends with a burned face.

Saved on securing the load, probably saved on insurance as well...

I see where they got stoning punishment from now.

ROFL This is something you never see in those nature documentaries! Dirty assholes!!

Wait till he gets on the elevator.

He quit his job and is now working in a nuclear powerplant.