Lets hope it wasn't a sign from the deceased...

He'll be out of running for a couple weeks.

Please be advised, this only works on icy roads.

As long as they don't eat them...

I am being arrested at gunpoint for making a donut on the streets by an overreacting copper.

I would be pissed too.

Yesterday he tried to break a glass with his forehead, tomorrow...

Didn't see that one coming!

Except the owner hadn't put the handbrake on and parked it on top of the hill...

He survived his little cartoonesque adventure.

This is the Arab version of planking.

Standing next to an imploding building wasn't that smart either.

This one passed.

Causing a major mushroom fire cloud.

Emergency services where looking for a gas leak. They didn't find it on time...

SUV driver gets several brake tests on highway by aggressive driver.

I always wonder what goes on in those heads when they are about to do something stupid.

That's why it badly needs a cigarette.

They probably saw Michael Jackson do it too so...

Well they are traumatised for life and will never go to the zoo anymore. Thanks!

That was close but I doubt it will prevent him from doing such a stupid thing again.

Later that day at the ER some guy had a javelin removed from his head.

It is in Dubai so the owner probably bought another one before the fire truck arrived.

Straight into the garage. Just in time before the angry neighbours show up!

On it's way to the dentist.

He was picked up later shaken and stirred and soaking wet.

The moment you regret not taking the abortion option.