Lesson #1. Don't rob a store with a dog.

This guy should get a medal for saving his best friend while risking his own life. True friendship!

He must think it's one big ice cream.

Meet Garfield's grumpy grey cousin who seriously doesn't give a shit about his boss at all.

He wasn't very hungry otherwise he wouldn't have skipped this nice human buffet!

There is only one solution for this: Kill it with FIRE!

Imagine this happening when brought a girl to your place ;-)

They all died later that day.

No troubles for this dog to get in. He just takes the cat flap to enter the premisses.

Good for him, lesson learned I presume.

It must be Bugweiser than.

They manage to keep their calm pretty well...

This douchebag gets instant karma for trying to throw a dog in the river.

It's more like the caught the toe. Either way it worked ;-)

He just thought he was in heaven and it's all cocaine.

Serves you right you asshole!

If I were to find THIS in my living room, I'd probably run for my life and called 911!

And he gets away with it. I tried it with peanuts and a cute girl in a bar, they locked me up for tw...

In Russia the fish catch rods.

Oops. Just tell the insurance company a Dodge Ram truck hit you.

"Great. How the fuck do I get off again without getting wet!"

Giant Thai centipede attacks a snake and eats it alive.

That is a lot of Sushi!

They must be best friends for life.

Rescue dog reacts immediately after his boss head goes under water for too long.

Crazy goat drinks his own piss from his erect penis.

I once had a bigger one. She was 5 feet, weight 140 lbs and had a name...