This one likes his privacy!

You thought all those stray dogs found a new happy home huh?

He bailed pretty quick, probably not insured...

Javelin sand boa does a disappearance act.

TV presenter bitten by crab after he tells his audience he does NOT want to be bitten haha.

He can almost suck himself.

How nice of him to bring his own food!

Here the most exciting thing is writing out a parking ticket...

I thought only cats had nine lives.

He thinks he is a chicken.

Good luck getting that one of the hook.

Payback for you elbow shots haha.

He did leave with a serious headache.

Can you look more innocent than this?

He takes revenge for eating his cousin.

After this he ended up as dinner.

Found one!

I think that says it all!

You have to step up you game to fool this flying rat.

Oh noes. How did this end? Did he eat him???

Follow the leader, leader, leader!

I think the insurance company wants to see this video for accepting the claim haha.

Rule #1: Never turn your back on these guys.

I hope the baby has nightmares for a year and keeps you awake every night you dumbass bitch!

Fuck off with your shit kids!

Big lunch for such a small insect.

You alright mate?