Piss off you fucking city slicker!

He got tired and decided to take a rest.

Ey! Save some for us!

He should have brought her flowers.

The whale just wanted his 15 minutes of fame ;-)

He makes it very clear he does NOT want to be your dinner!!!

I won't let them cut off your balls you hear me!

Probably trying to kill himself because he goes mental in his cage.

You thought a dog looked silly in a sidecar did you!

Haha. It's one of the ugliest dogs ever!

If he only knew what was in that bottle...

He deserves a cookie now!

Time to get some more exciting game.

Which lazy ass bum thought of this brilliant plan?

Hard to find a mate when you look like this.

Watch out with that fishing rod, you might catch it ;-).

Papers please!

That must have been a serious long walk to end up in Russia!

Every time he gets out of his gazebo he faints.

Hello to you to!!

Don't complain! It's free meat!

Or I'll die!!!

I know the feeling when it sheds. Just like when an impossible turd makes its way out.

Pretty normal... In Russia.

Straight in the plums!

Hmmmm. We should train them to do the same with speed cameras ;-)

Watching out for himself better than many a man.