Poor moose, stuck with a drunk idiot on his back in the middle of a lake...

How fucking awesome is this!

I think he likes his privacy.

I suggest trading this one in for a smarter one at the animal shelter.

Maggots having Christmas dinner.

Poor cow but that's nature I'm afraid.

This happens if you don't clean the shower drain in time.

Can't those people do anything without torture?

It was screaming: Kelp! Kelp! Kelp!

His wife asked if he could catch the little spider on the wall...

Hope the horse is ok.

The trout is bigger then his fishing pole!

And find out it is just a bug...

That caretaker must have balls to put them back in their cage again after stirring them up like this...

He is gonna shit the bed tonight!

They should have give it a tow, a camel tow (ba dum tsss).

Kung Fu Bears are preparing to invade as we speak...

That is just a little Chinese pervert in a suit ;-P

Everything is spicy there.

Oops.. Well we still have the video ;-)

Cutest litter of puppies ever.

All we need is some music.

It was an all you can eat for the local carnivores ;-)

Jack is back as a velociraptor!

He got a date tonight and wants to impress her.

Here the most exciting thing is writing out a parking ticket...

I guess eating nuts will make you horny.