Well we think it's a mating ritual, it very well can just be rape.

1 Owl, 3 versions.

I think he wanted to grab those titties you see in the reflection ;-)

Oh noes. How did this end? Did he eat him???

That caused some dirty underpants!

Whole police force chasing away a pug that's trying to fight the big police dog.

This cat sure is no pussy, and he doesn't like cameras...

And before you all go mental about animal welfare. This is way better than your fish net caught squa...

He was shitting on his lunch.

For the first time in their lives these old chimpanzees get to go outside and get their long awaited...

And while I am typing this, I heard something crawling in the bushes behind me..

Even penguins laugh when others fail.

That just not so easy when there's snow involved.

This little guy obviously has a thing for big girls.

Wrong. Swans don't like selfies.

Cat comes to the rescue AGAIN. Cats - 2 dogs - 0.

Zero f*cks were given by these horses.

I hope the baby has nightmares for a year and keeps you awake every night you dumbass bitch!

Yeah. Ten against one! Lame assholes!

The dogs are cute... The drool on the other hand, far from cute!

That is a lot of sushi's.

He is not in the mood for your silly tricks.

They say pigs are smart, this one proves that. He knew what was coming and bailed before it was too ...

Zoo keepers try to break up a fight between two adult kangaroos. I wouldn't get even close, imagine ...

Making it nearly impossible for him to do his job.

I don't know if it is a complement if a orangutan thinks you're his wife.

That looks like a pretty old one. Almost a shame...