He barely missed the lake, but if he waits long enough there may be a pool of blood. From Break.com...

Hello! Do you have breakfast?

It all seemed such a smart move to make...

I think he scratch that new Merc though...

Luckily the ambulance was there quick!

Dumb driver should have seen the truck was too high.

Yeah that pipe had it's best time.

"Are you OK?" No off course he fuckin isn't!

Good to know you can't trust anything from Russia.

This footage has emerged of the moment a 300,000 Lamborghini crashed in London.

So drinking and driving is bad. But taking the train when drunk apparently isn't very safe either.

Must have been really slippery there.

He won't do that again.

Maybe it's his way to ask her out.

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Maybe next time he'll remember to take it easy.

Remember, objects are closer than they appear.

I don't like cyclist too, but what the fuck people...

Some dumbass underestimated the power of his quad.

That really sucks...

Perfect timing, or not?

Crane hoist fail in Egypt. Ie. More proof the pyramids are build by aliens.

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A truck parks too close to the train tracks...much to the delight of the engineer.

Maybe he thought he bought a Dodge.

Double Back Flip Crash

And the Darwin Award for September goes to...