Bunch of hillbillies in total panic trying to rescue a 17(!) year old crybaby!

He is lucky he walks away after a hard landing like that.

Let the dash cam tell the real story...

This guy is so wasted he doesn't even notice he forgot to take his burger from the box. I think none...

He did not thought this thr.. Well looking at the mattress, he actually did!

Drunks and train stations don't mix... Actually, being drunk doesn't mix with anything.

Maybe they hope someone crashed and they had more work to do?

She is enjoying this a little too much.

The Russian way... But hey, at least they're taking him!

Fire?? Who would have thought?!

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Teenager fooling around with two shotguns almost blows his foot off.

Get's trolled right back.

Chinese man smashes his brand new Mercedes S class to pieces because he wasn't treated in a fairway ...

Your mother is gonna be pissed and will beat the shit out of you!

You need to take more time preparing next time!

This retard motorist was very lucky today.

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This is how your crash it.

Good luck explaining that to your dad.

Learn a lesson from this, don't... do... it!

Sorry mom, your car got a couple dents.

And who is gonna clean up the mess???

In my opinion this would be a legit reason for beheading.

That's what you get for jumping on a van...

That de-escalated quickly!