They both are shaken up pretty bad or just drunk.

You shouldn't wear a skirt while driving this.

He wanted salmon but caiman will do for today.

Monkey see, monkey do!

Topping it off at 322 KMH on a BMW S1000RR.

At least it goes down in style.

Lucky guy. Most owners shoot first and ask questions later.

Over here you would end up in jail for this.

Would be hilarious if it turns out to be a criminal on the run haha.

I think he likes you ;-)

Diving straight down for the penalty until he realized the game was already over.

Wait for it!

Doing her workout in between making you dinner. Can't get any better than this!

He was about to make a report over a lovely cute dog that was rescued and needed a new home...

Good luck explaining your boss.

Mommy will be proud!

You dirty assholes!

This dumbass will show you.

Probably trying to kill himself because he goes mental in his cage.

You got to have a deathwish to do this don't you?

In shorts and a t-shirt but hey, skin grows back right!

Jerry loses this time.

Wait till they see snow!

The force is strong in this wall.

He did not see that one coming.

Not the smartest thief if you don't even recognize a revoling door...

Should have run straight into his nostrils.