It would have broken Newton's law to see him fly

You won't be a rock star if you can't even jump over a chair.

Real men don't scream like little girls.

Dirty animal!

Good lord, only a true nerd could ask a question like that. LOL!

"Do you know what a butt plug is"?

Chinese version of the happy meal.

The Back flip that went wrong.....

Nice one, dumbass.

Pedestrian Crossing Incident

That's Freaky

Somebody isn't getting any tonight

But the orangutan doesn't wanna give it up.

Kitty in its halloween costume.

Ouch! I bet that hurts like hell.

Inline Roller Speed Skating World Championships in Guarne Colombia.

Ouch!

Could be a win as he actually got his bus!

You need a little something more than confidence to pull this off!

Every home needs a harvey.

Lol, that's exactly the way I walk through a haunted house.

"I want my nose back daddy!"

Drunk guy loses his balance and ruins the game.

Those sweet moves come with a price!

One thing is for sure... he won't be having any sex for the next year or so.

She got him good!

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