My mother told me Coca Cola dissolves meat... I hope your willy is still attached ;-p

Perfect car to get home after a night drinking.

I want to film you for a sec.

Lol. You can't do it better than these guys!

Papers please!

If he only knew what was in that bottle...

Don't complain! It's free meat!

Which lazy ass bum thought of this brilliant plan?

Straight in the plums!

His pole wasn't hard enough.

This is what's called a prank kids, Not hitting someone and calling it's a prank!

That's it! I am not gonna shake hands anymore!

Time to get back to the kitchen dear...

Or I'll die!!!

Lol. It maybe cheaper but it does take a little longer as well ;-)

I hope for him he wasn't far from home haha.

Looking at the curtains and the way your son said "Daaaad". It's not the USB port on the f...

That must have been a serious long walk to end up in Russia!

They could go on like this all day long.

Paid by the hour off course.

It looks like she hasn't been this excited in years ;-)

I hope he was insured.

Boring TV report turns suddenly interesting.

Makes the game a lot more exciting.

Sliding over thin ice on a sledge.

Take 2 haha.

He really had some momentum going..Key word is had