That is one well raised doggy!

If you hadn't just eaten the fucking cat, this wouldn't have happened!

And has a pretty worse jet lag and/or hangover.

My Chinese is pretty good. What she's saying is how good they would taste with some garlic, some gra...

One giant fuck up for the both of them haha.

The good old tazer...

Gives some insight how the bird flu got around.

I doubt he gets through the metal detector at customs.

Strange world we would have...

That hurts doesn't it!

You can barely see the difference with their normal cars.

I wonder if he thought about the 220 volts on it...

They did say we were gonna see some elephants!

The force is strong in this one!

One is supplier, other is distributor.

That's for leaving me behind in this hot and smelly RV!

That's why women live longer then men.

Lol at the look when he knows he's missed it and sees the man with the cam haha.

Soldier gets a leg lock on the worst time during the ceremony.

Well the swing is fine, its the landing that needs some more practice!

Are they sure this one cross the border? She looks American sized...

Typical pussy tease. Just when you think you're getting close...

Dad?

Boom! Bye bye balls.

Your balls are next up!

He was wet already, so...

Thou shall not steal beer!