Poor moose, stuck with a drunk idiot on his back in the middle of a lake...

What a pussy. How is he going to survive life itself if he already thinks he dies after falling off ...

She won't be doing that again!

He doesn't like the girl next to him, and I doubt he will like girls in the rest of his life too ;-)...

Only uncle Al volunteered to play the trumpet (after a heavy night of celebrating).

He will have learned a lesson today!

He has a quick reaction compared to the way he talks.

Wait for it, wait for it... Oh.

Don't fuck with my kids!

Leave the clown bikes for the experts!

I suggest trading this one in for a smarter one at the animal shelter.

Or they get pissed, or at least it sounds he is very pissed.

Act normal will ya!

I like it he still plays innocent.

Tastes good, doesn't it ;-)

That one can go to the scrapyard.

What have you learned today at school? Well...

Should have used better nails!

With the whole street encouraging them haha.

:)

She just wants to look like daddy.

Oh dear. I hope dad hide all his guns otherwise this kid is going to bring his game skills into prac...

That caretaker must have balls to put them back in their cage again after stirring them up like this...

I would have take the stairs.

Well, almost that is ;-)

Losing can't be more humiliating than this haha.

He forgot to claim his reward!