Could have convinced her to suck your dicks too I think.

I would have dumped him and find someone more manlier!

Bunch of hillbillies in total panic trying to rescue a 17(!) year old crybaby!

Guess what happens...

He did not thought this thr.. Well looking at the mattress, he actually did!

You gonna feel that tomorrow big time dude.

Ahhhhhh. So close haha.

Glad you survived this terrible crash Mr. Sunshine!

Don't text while walking...

This guy is so wasted he doesn't even notice he forgot to take his burger from the box. I think none...

Say good bye to your loyal buddy...

He is laying some other bricks.

Drunks and train stations don't mix... Actually, being drunk doesn't mix with anything.

He seems to enjoy this a bit too much. I don't know what the other hand is doing but I have a pretty...

The Russian way... But hey, at least they're taking him!

That's not very hygienic!

They must have forgot to feed him in this little baby factory.

She is enjoying this a little too much.

Very mean to sit and wait for people to break something, but funny as well ;)

That's why women live longer.

Flat out on the deck.

Jean Pierre Herlant best of

Luckily a bystander is there to help out a hand.

Lol, I bet the owner is now too haha.

Chinese version of the happy meal.

Maybe this goes a little tiny bit too far???

Get's trolled right back.