It never even flew.

He dove right in, face first.

And crashing as one too.

It's not that hard after al... LOL.

Zero f*cks were given that day.

Ouch, say bye bye to your ankles.

It looks very bad but she ended up with only minor injuries.

Hope this thought him to leave the animals alone.

Accidental, but parked.

Ouch.

Breaking the record of pulling a truck in heels? FAIL.

The reaction of the mayor is priceless, trying to rescue her with his necklace...

Feel free to skip to 01:47...

I've seen too many videos like this...

Looks like he just bought himself a brand new smashed Porsche.

Girl Out Kids' Toys Car.

Parents of the year. At least they got it on video.

This is one tree you shouldn't fuck with.

Maybe next time he'll remember to take it easy.

Remember, objects are closer than they appear.

And 0 braincells.

This is terrifying.

"Hi honey, how was your day at work?..."

Poor fishies, I hope they're okay.

Say "bye bye".

When one things goes wrong, everything goes wrong.

It's cheaper than the car wash but probably a lot less good for your car.