I can just see the tell sell commercial... "This thing is a Thneed. A Thneed's a Fine...

Coolest dad in the world or no?

Note to self...

Impressive, but a wet shoulder anyway... eww.

It never even flew.

Funny detail: she looks just like Ursula from the little mermaid...

Way to go lady -I wonder what your kid will say when he/she sees this later in life.

He dove right in, face first.

And crashing as one too.

Looks like there's usually more bullshit going in his mouth then coming out.

And heads directly to the police station.

Guys going after escaped bear and manage to catch it.

If you think the Bieber version sucks, try listening to this one

It's not that hard after al... LOL.

Zero f*cks were given that day.

And he's pretty good at it too!

Another funny Jimmy Kimmel prank.

Ouch, say bye bye to your ankles.

He does it anywhere, anytime.

Whyyyyy!?

It looks very bad but she ended up with only minor injuries.

Hope this thought him to leave the animals alone.

Accidental, but parked.

Ouch.

Kinda sad to get girls to date you out of pity. If a girl lets me go, that would be a hug...

This little one does not like tourists laughing at him.

Was it really neccesary to wreck the car? Couldn't they just pull the hose over the roof?